Maybe she's just not that into you?

Gentlemen,

I know you think you are good looking, smart, dashing, interesting…what have you. So you meet a nice lady and you’re interested in her and she gives you her number – this does not mean “you can have whatever you’d like” nor does it mean that you can call 8 times in 2 hours from your phone, various pay phones or friends phones.
This means:
1. She could be a really nice person…so nice that she didn’t have the guts to give you the number to dominos or the rejection hotline (202-452-7486, seriously it’s so funny – give it a call)
2. She might think you are so annoying that she just wants you to go away and she knows you are “that guy” who will txt her right away to confirm the number and doesn’t want to deal with facing you after rejecting you
3. She may want to get to know you…(this does NOT mean she wants to hop in bed with you that evening – or any evening for that matter)
4. Maybe her friend thinks you are cute and she is going to pass the number along to her
5. She just wants you to go away because you are scaring off other potentially amazing men

Once you get the number…don’t wait 3 days to call…that just makes you seem like a jerk who is on his high horse – this “rule” is so generation land line. Seriously, it’s ok to call or send a text the next morning…generally speaking we will be excited.

IT IS NEVER EVER ACCEPTABLE to assume the lady you just met wants to hop into bed with you. Also, it is a MASSIVE turn off when you “blow up her phone” (this includes but is not limited to), calling multiple times in a row before you get a call back or calling and then following up with a text message to make sure she knows you called or calling from your phone then *67 so its listed restricted so you don’t look obsessed then calling from a friends phone, pay phone or work phone… and combination of the above. This is the BIGGEST turn off EVER and in most cases will result your number being attached to the contact name of “do not answer” or “crazy man”

Just a word to the wise…after venturing out this weekend I decided this was some knowledge that needed to be made somewhat public – for the greater good of mankind.